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Patriotic Retirement
Posted Thursday, November 19, at 2:13 PM
I remember that when I was about ten years old, I heard people talk about a fellow by the name of John D. Rockefeller, who had a wealth of over a million dollars. This didn't mean very much to me, because the extent of my wealth was the $1.00 allowance my father gave me on the 4th of July, so I could go to the picnic and really have a ball.

Things have changed some since then, as the current administration we have managing our economy tosses the figures of million, billion, and even trillions of dollars around like it was Sunday school money.

Early this year, when Mr. Obama and his cohorts started doling out huge sums of money to large companies and banks, I felt obligated to pitch in my two-cents worth of advice. In an article that I had published on February 11, 2009, I mentioned that I thought Mr. Obama was feeding the "wrong end of the horse."

It now seems that, in many cases, the bail-out money was squandered on lavish parties and unearned bonuses. Despite this bail-out effort, there were 106 bank failures in the United States the first ten months of this year. It was reported that 416 other banks were at risk of failing, since they could not safely lend money to an unemployed society. This would indicate that unemployment is now our number one problem.

Since the bail-out and other stimulus plans do not seem to be working very well, why don't we try feeding the right end of the horse by spending a few million dollars to create a "Patriotic Retirement Plan"?

At the present time, there are about 40 million people 55 years of age or older in our work force, many of them earning less than $40,000.00 per year. So, we can start with these people, by offering them the opportunity to become a part of this "Patriotic Retirement Plan." We can guarantee them a monthly income for the next ten years, equal to the wage they are now receiving, with any and all Social Security Benefits at age 65 becoming part of the guaranteed monthly income.

This retirement plan will create forty million job openings, which will immediately solve the unemployment problem.

To make the offer more enticing, give the retiree a one-time bonus of $250,000.00 with the stipulation that they must immediately buy a new American-made automobile. This move will create orders for 40 million new cars, and the auto industry is soon working full force.

At this point, Mr. or Mrs. Retiree should still have about $175,000.00 of his/her bonus money. Our next stipulation is that they be required to spend this money within six months toward the purchase of a new home, paying off a mortgage on their present home or paying for improvements and energy-saving appliances to their present home.

Presto, the housing crisis is fixed!

To enforce the stipulations of this Patriotic Retirement Plan, there could be a clause agreeing that the monthly income payments will be discontinued, if or when the stipulations of this agreement are not followed.

If this one-page bail-out plan seems too simple to be effective, we may have to send it to our bonus-bouncing buddies in Washington and let them demolish it in a 500-page version of their own plan - or they may just want to file the whole thing in that little round basket at the end of their desk.



What a difference a Century makes
Posted Tuesday, September 29, at 11:04 AM

Just one year before we entered the 20th century, the director of the U.S. patent office recommended to President William McKinley that the patent office be abolished, based on the fact that "Everything that can be invented has already been invented." However, it would seem that this director was a bit pessimistic in his predictions, as the 20th century witnessed the greatest onslaught of inventions, discoveries, and innovations in the history of mankind...



Lost and Found
Posted Tuesday, November 18, at 5:27 PM

Being interested in Archaeology, there was a 40 year period of my life that I spent a lot of time digging holes in the ground. In most cases I have been able to identify the items I dug up, however, I have not been able to identify the two stones pictured above...



Fragments Of My Fickle Mind
Posted Friday, November 14, at 3:11 PM

It is my thinking that the chain of habit has enslaved more people than any dictator ever did. Habits control the mind, leading to a belief that the body is incapable of following a course of proper procedure. Good habits make us. Bad habits break us...



My Honey
Posted Saturday, October 11, at 9:24 PM

I trust that the blogers reading this entry will forgive me for boasting and bragging, when I say that I have the sweetest place in town. You see I have been extracting honey today and I have smeared it all around. I have honey on my britches, and honey in my hair. ...



My Old Hunting Dog
Posted Sunday, September 28, at 6:03 PM

Old Ky-Rucus started his journey through life as part of a roving band of Gypsies. This was not by choice, but by being carried away from his original home by these Gypsies, who made a practice of never paying for anything that they could procure by other means. Thus Ky-Rucus became a Gypsy when a little Gypsy girl saw him at his home down on the farm, thought he was cute, and someway this cute little puppy became lost inside their canvas covered wagon...



Among My Souvenirs
Posted Wednesday, September 3, at 6:27 AM

At my home I have a two-car garage, which I keep locked at all times. It's not that I am afraid someone will steal something, but I shudder every time a friend or neighbor comes close to this accumulation of debris. The whole place is an accident waiting to happen, and I don't want some friend to be crippled, if or when this pile of junk decides to swarm...



Mystery Of A Stone
Posted Tuesday, September 2, at 9:24 PM

During my work on archaeological projects I have had a tendency to develop a trait of seeing more than just a stone, a bone, a piece of pottery or even a piece of charcoal when this item that has been buried for a thousand years is brought to light and is the focus of attention, and in this respect I will relate my experience while exploring a remote area in the vicinity of Payson Arizona...



How I became an Archaeologist
Posted Wednesday, August 13, at 5:02 PM

The word Archaeology is derived from the Greek word "Archaios," meaning ancient or old. Archaeology is a science devoted to the investigation, interpretation, and preservation of artifacts from an earlier life and culture, for the purpose of bringing to light the history, the customs and the life-style of a people, who in most cases left no written record of their existence...



Pitiful Plight of Poor Boy Paul
Posted Sunday, August 3, at 3:52 PM

In recent tears I have been somewhat like ole Satchel Page, the famous black baseball player who said, "I never look back cause there might be some calamity gaining on me." I have also had a premonition that a fall would be the leading factor to my demise, and just last week this came close to becoming a reality...



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Paul Corbin is a 95-year-old historian, humorist, and amateur archeologist from Advance, Mo. He grew up in the Greenbrier area west of Advance, where he attended Stepp School on the banks of Cato Slough and the Castor River, important waterways throughout his life. In an age when many area residents did not go to high school, the young Corbin made the decision to walk the five miles to Zalma, graduating in 1933. Throughout his life, he was an enterprising businessman, selling Watkins products from house to house throughout a large area - and later opening a variety store in Advance. He and his wife Geneva traveled throughout the United States, even following the route that the Lewis and Clark expedition traveled. His knowledge of Native American culture is extensive, and he has donated a sizeable collection of his artifacts to the Cape Girardeau Conservation Nature Center and the Bollinger County Historical Museum in Marble Hill. He submits articles to TBY, the North Stoddard Countian, the Ozark Mountaineer, and several other Missouri publications. He has also written two books - "Reflections in Missouri Mud," and "Fragments of my Feeble Mind."
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