Corey Noles, staff writer for The Daily Statesman and Editor of The North Stoddard Countian, is the author of a regular baseball/St. Louis Cardinals column and also uses his blog to sound off on various happenings in sports. He also operates a weekly baseball mailbag column.

...and then God gave us the moron for our amusement

Posted Wednesday, July 18, 2007, at 9:32 AM

Ok...I don't even know where to start, but this is funny enough it had to be shared with you guys.

Yesterday morning I'm browsing world and entertainment headlines like I always do when I come across a story entitled dubbed "Bobby Brown-Al Qaeda." Since both are scum I was naturally drawn to see where the connection was.

Apparently, Brown has decided he is a direct target of Al-Qaeda and is fearing for his life.

According to him, Osama bin Laden is infatuated with his soon-to-be former wife, Whitney Houston. Brown thinks bin Laden wants to use him as a way to get to Whitney.

Some people are just sooo stupid they leave me speechless and Bobby Brown, my friends, is one of those people.

Enjoy this one.

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Ive heard conspiracy theories but this takes the cake!

-- Posted by swift on Wed, Jul 18, 2007, at 2:38 PM
I don't think I would put much credibility in a writer named Kola Boof....

-- Posted by goat lady on Wed, Jul 18, 2007, at 6:36 PM
This is absolutely hilarious! He's just trying to get his name in the news, I'm sure. The other alternative is that he IS absolutely insane. Which makes sense considering his... lifestyle.

Anyways, hadn't heard this, good story.

-- Posted by vambfly on Thu, Jul 19, 2007, at 9:22 AM
I come up speechless with every celebrity story I read....

-- Posted by LUFER on Fri, Jul 20, 2007, at 10:58 PM

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