Everybody remember the late great Johnny Carson? In his monologues, he would often make a comment about the heat, which elicited a united reponse from the audience:

"How hot is it?"

Well, here's your chance to break into the one-liner biz. Answer the question!

Here's one to get the ball rolling:

It's so hot, the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs.

I'm looking forward to reading some funny, creative posts!