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A word to the wise ...(from the wiser)

Posted Thursday, August 2, 2007, at 11:43 PM

After too much wine, DON'T..

cut your hair

cut your girlfriend's hair

shave your legs

give yourself a bikini wax

try to console a friend

attempt to pilot anything with a motor

cook spaghetti

grill salmon


sunbathe on the beach

register online for ANYTHING

apply eyeshadow

groom your dog


whiten your teeth


consume anything, solid OR liquid

mow (actually, this would fall under operating anything with a motor, but just to be safe)

call an old friend


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Don't.........Call you X

-- Posted by gawker on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 12:13 AM

Opps............should have read...

Don't call YOUR X or better yet.......any other X....

-- Posted by gawker on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 12:15 AM

Don't....take your medicine

-- Posted by LUFER on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 12:37 AM

Don't pay bills or plan your budget.

Don't go on Match.com (and, especially, don't arrange a meeting!)

-- Posted by goat lady on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 7:00 AM

Don't leave a note telling your boss the truth on any subject(I'm still too embarassed to eat at Wendy's).

Don't use any heavy machinery-copy, karoake,golf cart,answering machine or make any hysterical changes to your MySpace page!If it was so funny you have to say"you had to have been there",it should remain with only those who were actually there!

-- Posted by Yellow Rose of Essex on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 8:20 AM

Don't respond to a marriage proposal - either way.

Don't start any sentence with "Hey, Bubba! Watch This!

-- Posted by Ducky on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 12:33 PM

Don't operate your John Deere riding mower close to the pond.

Don't tweeze your eyebrows or shave your legs.

Don't shave your eyebrows or tweeze your legs.

-- Posted by goat lady on Sun, Aug 5, 2007, at 9:26 PM

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