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A word to the wise ...(from the wiser)

Posted Thursday, August 2, 2007, at 11:43 PM
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After too much wine, DON'T..

cut your hair

cut your girlfriend's hair

shave your legs

give yourself a bikini wax

try to console a friend

attempt to pilot anything with a motor

cook spaghetti

grill salmon

bartend

sunbathe on the beach

apply eyeshadow

groom your dog

sew

whiten your teeth

flirt

consume anything, solid OR liquid

mow (actually, this would fall under operating anything with a motor, but just to be safe)

call an old friend

author ANYTHING

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Don't operate your John Deere riding mower close to the pond.

Don't tweeze your eyebrows or shave your legs.

Don't shave your eyebrows or tweeze your legs.

-- Posted by goat lady on Sun, Aug 5, 2007, at 9:26 PM

Don't respond to a marriage proposal - either way.

Don't start any sentence with "Hey, Bubba! Watch This!

-- Posted by Ducky on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 12:33 PM

Don't leave a note telling your boss the truth on any subject(I'm still too embarassed to eat at Wendy's).

Don't use any heavy machinery-copy, karoake,golf cart,answering machine or make any hysterical changes to your MySpace page!If it was so funny you have to say"you had to have been there",it should remain with only those who were actually there!

-- Posted by Yellow Rose of Essex on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 8:20 AM

Don't pay bills or plan your budget.

Don't go on Match.com (and, especially, don't arrange a meeting!)

-- Posted by goat lady on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 7:00 AM

Don't....take your medicine

-- Posted by LUFER on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 12:37 AM

Opps............should have read...

Don't call YOUR X or better yet.......any other X....

-- Posted by gawker on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 12:15 AM

Don't.........Call you X

-- Posted by gawker on Fri, Aug 3, 2007, at 12:13 AM

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