A Minnie Labor Day reminder
Posted Sunday, September 2, 2007, at 2:20 PM
May Labor Day bring each one of you a day so laborless and full of fun, you'll forget to take your teeth out before falling into a deep slumber on the sofa in the late afternoon, thereby producing a chattering kind of snore upon exhaling...and giving the appearance of a roadkill muskrat, with the upper lip turned in so far it hardly exists! Most importantly, ladies (and gents who harbor a pair of white buckskins in the closet)...NO MORE WHITE SHOES, sandles or otherwise, except, of course, walking shoes (gym shoes, as we called them in days of old). Let us have no faux pas...say "adios" to all footwear with no pigment until Memorial Day, 2008!!
Minnie o'
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So sorry to hear of Mr. Cake's undertheweatherness, and with that in mind, I suppose you might be granted half a fortnight's dispensation from the non-pigmented footwear. I will take no responsibility, however, for the scorn one might encounter from those less Labor Day pigment-minded than I. Keep in mind that more than a full eight hours remain for you to don your lower digits with the non-pigmented footwear of your choice. However, if need be, as demonstrated by your current spouse's cakelessness behavior, you are hereby granted adequate dispensation to allow you to make a quick trip to Payless or Shoe Carnival or heaven forbid, Wal-Mart, in an effort to find pigmented footwear. All my good wishes are with you and may your dessert-devouring spouse either recover or succomb to the effects of superb cake-eating, but only if he has had the presence of mind to consult a good attorney as to the beneficiary of his estate (keeping in mind who makes the best cake-baking blogger in recent history.
mo'
m 'o
No, it wasn't Rusty Nail, who by the way must be 80 if he had that teacher in 1934. I believe quite honestly (that rare trait in men), that I got the inspiration for the "Perfect Man" from the recent comments of Yellow Rose in the "In My Next Life" blog. Young as she is, she is inspiring in spite of herself!! So many other maley attributes have occurred to me, I may have to expound elsewhere. But then, of course, I could not function without Ducky's wisdom and your own! You always offer food for thought And then there's Cake, who of course offers food for other purposes.
m 'o