A word to the wise ...(from the wiser)
Posted Thursday, August 2, 2007, at 11:43 PM
After too much wine, DON'T..
cut your hair
cut your girlfriend's hair
shave your legs
give yourself a bikini wax
try to console a friend
attempt to pilot anything with a motor
cook spaghetti
grill salmon
bartend
sunbathe on the beach
register online for ANYTHING
apply eyeshadow
groom your dog
sew
whiten your teeth
flirt
consume anything, solid OR liquid
mow (actually, this would fall under operating anything with a motor, but just to be safe)
call an old friend
author ANYTHING
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